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LOL Movie Commentary Podcast- Shut Up And Watch The Movie!

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This week the guys jump back into this decade for a change and watch the 2012 film, LOL, starring the mush mouthed Miley Cyrus.

Not Known for her acting chops or as a particularly great singer, Miley has still managed to defy the odds of being a celebrity’s daughter to gain super stardom within the teen demographic. This movie is every thing you would expect from a PG-13 teen drama that sometimes marketed itself as a comedy. John Hughes would roll in his grave if he saw this sorry excuse for a teen drama. Every moment of the film is contrived and the exceptionally beautiful twenty- something actors who play high school students are not people that the average american teen could relate to. The movie has it’s fair share of questionable scenes which would make most parents cringe if they were watching this movie with a younger child. Like the opening scene where Miley’s Lola character walks in on her mom, played by Demi Moore, taking a bath with her younger sister and decides it would be a good time to strip down herself and take a shower which prompts her mom to question her “Brazilian” waxed nether regions. There is also plenty of bra wearing sex and closed mouth kissing that pushed this movie to the PG-13 rating. Overall this film lacks any real story or direction and the writing can be quite lazy with the use of the journal to let us know exactly how Miley’s character feels throughout the movie and is used as a plot tool to create friction and drama between her and her mom. In the end the Whiz Kids both give this movie two stars for no reason other than there were some attractive girls in the movie and because Mark didn’t fall asleep during the viewing for a change. So, get your Netflix (or DVD) ready and line up our audio for the 2012 movie LOL. Press play, now!

 

 

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The Never O’ Clock Variety Show: April 19th At The Alt Theatre Buffalo, NY

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The Hotshot Whiz Kids Are proud to announce the Never O’ Clock Variety Show on April 19th at 9PM at the Alt Theatre (255 Greate Arrow Ave, Buffalo, NY) The show will feature sketch comedy, stand up, improv and live music. The show will feature appearances by sketch group Uncle Lina, Stand up by Brian Brady And Colin Burgess Plus a musical guest to be announced. Come on out for a night of fun.

Eyelash Mites And Lying About Your Age-Minisode126

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The guys finish the week by talking about lying about your age, eyelash mites, hospital roommates and playing a game of hoops with some neighborhood kids.

I Knew You Were Trouble-Taylor Swift | Music Review Podcast

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The Hotshot Whiz Kids listen and review the song I knew Your Were Trouble by Taylor Swift. Evidently she is angry with another guy in this tune.

Pringles Are Poison To Ants And Sylvia Browne is a Con Artist- Episode 272

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The guys start off by talking about how people always think they are talking about them on the podcast. After that Mark decides to bore us with his podcast philosophy. Later the guys debate if old people smell as it is popularly believed. Plus they wonder if old people just give up on having sex. Cline then talks about how that con artist Sylvia Browne is coming to town and they discuss how psychics are bullshit. Plus nipple clamps, woman’s names, Pringles are poison to ants and floor eggs.